Georgia's Biggest Downside

Warning: Monstrous Spider Ahead. Do not send me your hospital bills if you fall over from the shock. You've been warned :oP & don't mind the unswept floor, we've been on vacation...

This thing literally came running into my house when the boys opened the door to go outside. I literally jumped on top of the washing machine & sat there with my eyes covered until Dave got it outta the house. Yes I cried a little. Yes I had a minor panic attack. Yes it was terrifying. Literally. :oP

Wanna see a comparison?

One of my kiddos flip flops & the monstrosity

Scared the T-total shit outta me. Dave shooed it off the porch with the broom. The spider JUMPED ON the broom. I didn't want it dead, I just want it far away from me, my kids, my back door, my house, in fact it'd be better if it lived in another country. For now it's off the porch, hopefully he'll realize the broom won this round & he'll give up trying to enter my humble abode :o)